super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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