I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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