Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
