This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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