I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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