I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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