i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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