all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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