rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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