Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize