ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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