dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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