I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
