two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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