Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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