I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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