your room smells of hookers.
And success
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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