why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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