The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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