Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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