I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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