Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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