It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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