I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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