i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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