my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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