oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm just crazy horny about you
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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