Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube