she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.