Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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