what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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