love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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