every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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