I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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