I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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