I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I wish you could order shots online.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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