Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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