Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
only if we run a train.
done.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
organizing the empties. That sober.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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