Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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