so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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