So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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