Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
That's how pantless uber rides happen