I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.