WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.