You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa