When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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