I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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