Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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