brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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