More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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