id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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