it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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