I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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