sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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