College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I've blown a few things in my day
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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