Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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