If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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