Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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