Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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