She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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