How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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